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There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me? - Unknown

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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