Tree House

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. - Bob Newhart

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright