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I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Once you have a product that you are happy with, you need to centralize things to continue growth. - Mark Zuckerberg

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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