QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain