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'Underneath That' Cake
Try out Wal-Mart Bakery's new 'Underneath Cake'
[This is how the conversation went...]
Wal-Mart Employee: “Hello ’dis Walmart, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Wal-Mart Employee: “What you want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne”, and underneath that, “we will miss you.”
Wal-Mart Employee: “Hello ’dis Walmart, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Wal-Mart Employee: “What you want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne”, and underneath that, “we will miss you.”
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. - John Leman
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn
I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova
I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. - Debbie Macomber
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry
A happy life is made up of little things - a gift sent, a letter written, a call made, a recommendation given, transportation provided, a cake made, a book lent, a check sent. - Carol Holmes
When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I saw the molds of rice and how the heat pops it like popcorn, the light bulb went off. This is popped. This isn't baked or fried. - Keith Belling
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. - John Leman
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison
My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown
You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn
I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
I always add a year to myself, so I'm prepared for my next birthday. So when I was 39, I was already 40. - Nicolas Cage
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova
I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. - Debbie Macomber
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry
A happy life is made up of little things - a gift sent, a letter written, a call made, a recommendation given, transportation provided, a cake made, a book lent, a check sent. - Carol Holmes
When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I saw the molds of rice and how the heat pops it like popcorn, the light bulb went off. This is popped. This isn't baked or fried. - Keith Belling
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