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'Underneath That' Cake

Try out Wal-Mart Bakery's new 'Underneath Cake'

[This is how the conversation went...]
Wal-Mart Employee: Hello ’dis Walmart, how can I help you?”
Customer:
I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.”
Wal-Mart Employee:
What you want on the cake?”
Customer: “Best Wishes Suzanne”, and underneath that, “we will miss you.”

'Underneath That' Cake thanks to Barry McCartney

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I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Live everyday like its your birthday. - Paris Hilton

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On my 85th birthday, I felt like a 20-year-old. But there wasn't one around. - Milton Berle

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker. - Judd Nelson

I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. - Debbie Macomber

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. - Dave Barry


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