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Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The posthumous revenge of the Merchant of Venice. - Elbert Hubbard

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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