QuotaBillsI got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros
Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman
Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson
It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson
When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin
Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric