Waiting For Dinner

Full-dinner Pail - William McKinley

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein