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Waiting For Dinner

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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