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Walking Tree

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The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

Hedgehogs - why don't they just share the hedge? - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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