Wedding Invitation
Regrettable invitation to whatsherface's wedding
But I'm not bitter!
QuotaBillsMarry money. - Max Shulman
Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates
Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers
The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement. - Oscar Wilde
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf