QuotaBillsWe are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler
The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie
That so few now dare to be eccentric, marks the chief danger of the time. - John S Mill
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
A malignant sore throat is a danger; a malignant throat not sore is worse. - American Proverb
There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord
Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm
I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw
It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd
Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller
To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato
The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti
The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides