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Why Elk Have Long Antlers

How to relieve athlete's itch in the animal world

Why Elk Have Long Antlers thanks to Mike King

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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