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Why Elk Have Long Antlers

How to relieve athlete's itch in the animal world

Why Elk Have Long Antlers thanks to Mike King

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Grab the bull by the corns. - Archie Bunker

Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Scratch a lover, and find a foe. - Dorothy Parker

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Quattro Sinko: Four bull fighters in quicksand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

If you scratch a cynic, you'll find a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

This is the machine age. The only thing people do by hand is scratch themselves. - Joe Laurie

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill


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