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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

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Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Remember... the Force will be with you, always. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

Remember to focus on goals that are within your control. - Tony Dungy

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

Recollection: To remember in great detail something that never happened. - Frank Dane

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it. - Unknown

Another good thing about telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said. - Unknown

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. - Epicurus

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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