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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

A single note is enough to ruin the entire composition. - Shihab Kazi

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Put all excuses aside and remember this: you are capable. - Zig Ziglar

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Maybe one day we will be glad to remember even these hardships. - Virgil

Remember to do things for people that can't do things for you. - Ravi Zacharias

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

If I could remember the names of all these particles I'd be a botanist. - Enrico Fermi

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I really don't hold grudges. I mean, I remember everything, but I move on. - Robert Kraft

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. - Hank Stram

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

One always forgets the most important things. It's the things that one can't remember that stay with you. - Alan Bennett

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George Carlin

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash


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