Why Men Need Post-It Notes

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I remember when Groundhog Day was about groundhogs. - Unknown

I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day. - Mitch Hedberg

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

I would rather write 10,000 notes than a single letter of the alphabet. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still an evil. - Max Lerner

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert