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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

Maybe one day we will be glad to remember even these hardships. - Virgil

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Remember that player who gave up? Neither does anybody else. Keep on going! - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I've been around so long I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. - Groucho Marx

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

If the last thing you did was the last thing you do, how would others remember you? - High Valley

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic. - Unknown

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me, and who was not nice to me. - Russell Peters

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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