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Why Men Need Post-It Notes

For the little things you'll forget

Why Men Need Post-It Notes thanks to Fred Jerant

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Remember that failure is an event, not a person. - Zig Ziglar

Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes. - Emperor Ferdinand of Austria

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Readers are advised to remember that the devil is a liar. - C S Lewis

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

One should absorb the color of life, but one should never remember its details. - Oscar Wilde

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Yesterday is a canceled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is ready cash - use it. - Kay Lyons

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns. - Suze Orman

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

One always forgets the most important things. It's the things that one can't remember that stay with you. - Alan Bennett

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One day you're going to remember me and how much I loved you... then you're gonna hate yourself for letting me go. - Aubrey D Graham

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; but remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for. - Epicurus

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

I have a phenomenal memory. I remember every single thing that anybody said to me, ever did to me, who was nice to me, and who was not nice to me. - Russell Peters

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

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Humpback Kayak

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Balanced Food Delivery

Gone To Market

iPhone Evolution

New Air Canada Seats

Texas Wal-Mart Shopper

Walk Sign Ending

Kid Straps

Redneck Water Heater

Bike Comb

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