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Wine Worms

When you might want to stick with OLD wines

Wine Worms thanks to Steve Lotz

Buying a different can of worms

Something fishy with bait & wine sales in Marysville, Ohio

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In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

The early worm gets caught. - John Igo

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker

Fishing Gear Vendors: Reel estate agents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

We are all worms, but I do believe I am a glow-worm. - Winston Churchill

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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