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Barbed Wire: A sarcastic telegram. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin


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