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A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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