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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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