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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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