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What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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