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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you've got. - Andrew Young

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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