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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Marketing: Lying in loafers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington


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