World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster