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World's Shortest Fairy Tale

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World's Shortest Fairy Tale thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C S Lewis

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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