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Fate is character. - William Winter

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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