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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. - Grandma Defries

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Don't let making a living prevent you from making a life. - John Wooden

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts. - William Hazlitt

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies. - Ronnie Corbett

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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