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My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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