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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Purpose is what gives life a meaning. - C.H. Parkhurst

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

The enjoyments of this life are not equal to its evils. - Pliny The Elder

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

It is necessary to set standards for your life and the people you allow in it. - Mandy Hale

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Cheerfulness is what greases the axles of the world. Don't go through life creaking. - H W Byles

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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