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3 Stages Of A Man's Life

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Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

These are the times that try men's souls. - Thomas Paine

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Talk to a man about himself, and he will listen for hours. - Benjamin Disraeli

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. - Laurence J. Peter

Old West: A place where men were men and smelled like horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings. - Henri Amiel

The Lord is with me; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? - Bible

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

It was my ambition all of my life to be master of the spoken word. - Winston Churchill

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Don't put your life on hold so that you can dwell on the unfairness of past hurts. - Nick Vujicic

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things. - Epictetus

Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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