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3 Stages Of A Man's Life

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A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

And all may do what has by man been done. - Edward Young

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great

I've never seen a man so low and depaved. - Archie Bunker

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - WC Fields

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one. - Elbert Hubbard

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson


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