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A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

Other men lived to eat, while he ate to live. - Socrates

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

In this world a man must either be an anvil or hammer. - Henry W. Longfellow

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - WC Fields

A man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts. - Harold MacMillan

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias


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