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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

He that will not reflect is a ruined man. - Asian Proverb

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver. - Unknown

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

If man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles. - Benjamin Franklin

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

A hungry man is more interested in four sandwiches than four freedoms. - Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not to make a mess of life. - E M Forster

A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine. - George Bernard Shaw

A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. - Mervyn Stockwood

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Acknowledging the good that you already have in your life is the foundation for all abundance. - Eckhart Tolle

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe


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