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3 Stages Of A Man's Life

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Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

I'm man enough to know when to scream. - Obert Skye

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Life was not meant to be easy, but take courage: it can be delightful. - George Bernard Shaw

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

It is necessary to set standards for your life and the people you allow in it. - Mandy Hale

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

It ain't enough that he's a Pinko and an atheist. You gonna turn him from a man to a morphadite? - Archie Bunker

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes


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