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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Carpe Diem! Seize the day!
Carpe per diem - seize the check. - Robin Williams

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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