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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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