QuotaBillsHow much money is enough? - Talmud
Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan
When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright
Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain
Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller
The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley
Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey
I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis
Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce
A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope
The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando
Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown
You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista
We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar
Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry