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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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