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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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