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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Carpe Diem! Seize the day!
Carpe per diem - seize the check. - Robin Williams

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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