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Angry Mathematician

How you can tell you've ticked off a mathematician

Angry Mathematician thanks to Mike King

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead. - Gelet Burgess

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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