Angry Mathematician

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Yesterday is a cancelled check; tomorrow is a promissory note; today is the only cash you have - so spend it wisely. - Unknown

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki