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Animal Taxi

Life in a zoo's fast lane

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Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built. - Dave Bautista

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Zoophyte: What happens when captive gorillas annoy each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me. - Archie Bunker

When it comes to global warming, coal is the gorilla in the room. - Jeff Goodell

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

A zoo is a place of refuge where savage beasts are protected from people. - Gerald Lieberman

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

It will be a killer, and a chiller, and a thriller, when I get the gorilla in Manila. - Muhammad Ali

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

I have always hated machinery, and the only machine I ever understood was a wheelbarrow, and that but imperfectly. - Eric T. Bell

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. - Dian Fossey

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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