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Baby's Off Day

Why does everything always happen to me?

Baby's Off Day thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson


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