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Fishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball Dugout: A whine cellar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Cricket is basically baseball on valium. - Robin Williams

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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