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Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Balloon Clothing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Honeymoon Sandwich: Just lettuce alone, with no dressing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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