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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

See everything. Overlook a great deal. Improve a little. - Pope John XXIII

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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