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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Generosity with strings is not generosity: it is a deal. - Marya Mannes

What's breaking into a bank compared with founding a bank? - Bertolt Brecht

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. - John Barrymore

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli


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