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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

VR and AR are going to be a really big deal. - Mark Zuckerberg

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace. - Buddha

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who waits to do a great deal of good at once, will never do anything. - Samuel Johnson

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

You will never be free until you free yourself from the prison of your own false thoughts. - Unknown

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar


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