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Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

There's always free cheese in a mousetrap. - Unknown

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

What you see and what you hear depends a great deal on where you are standing. It also depends on what sort of person you are. - C S Lewis

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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