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Bear With Me

Hunting bear or bear hunting?

Bear With Me thanks to Mike King

When you know it’s time to get out of Dodge

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

If everything you're searching for remains outside of you, you'll always be chasing. - Kathy Caprino

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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