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Bear With Me

Hunting bear or bear hunting?

Bear With Me thanks to Mike King

When you know it’s time to get out of Dodge

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My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

You can only have bliss if you don't chase it. - Henepola Gunaratana

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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