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Bear With Me

Hunting bear or bear hunting?

Bear With Me thanks to Mike King

When you know it’s time to get out of Dodge

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Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

With the catching ends the pleasure of the chase. - Abraham Lincoln

You can only have bliss if you don't chase it. - Henepola Gunaratana

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

If everything you're searching for remains outside of you, you'll always be chasing. - Kathy Caprino

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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