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Bear With Me

Hunting bear or bear hunting?

Bear With Me thanks to Mike King

When you know it’s time to get out of Dodge

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

You can only have bliss if you don't chase it. - Henepola Gunaratana

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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