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Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Nightly

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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