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Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Nightly

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

Inside myself is a place where I live all alone. That's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S Buck

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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