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Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Nightly

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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