Benefits of High Gas Prices

Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar