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Benefits of High Gas Prices

It's amazing what $5 US per gallon of gas can buy

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This hotel is owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the former president of the United Arab Emirates and rule of Abu-Dhabi

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This silver Audi A8 was made for a sheik... It's made out of silver

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

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Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar


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