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Benefits of High Gas Prices

It's amazing what $5 US per gallon of gas can buy

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This hotel is owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the former president of the United Arab Emirates and rule of Abu-Dhabi

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This silver Audi A8 was made for a sheik... It's made out of silver

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

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I made a fortune getting out too soon. - J P Morgan

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff


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