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Benefits of High Gas Prices

It's amazing what $5 US per gallon of gas can buy

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This hotel is owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the former president of the United Arab Emirates and rule of Abu-Dhabi

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

This silver Audi A8 was made for a sheik... It's made out of silver

Benefits of High Gas Prices thanks to Diane Baugh

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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