Benefits of High Gas Prices

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A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki