Benefits of High Gas Prices

Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible. - Samuel Goldwyn

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump