Benefits of High Gas Prices

I made a fortune getting out too soon. - J P Morgan

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff