QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli
I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis
One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb
Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik