QuotaBillsPolitics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle
It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will
The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan
A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo
Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle
He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte
It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock