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Best Fairy Tale thanks to Gene Jaster

A politician's dream come true

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton


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