#1 humor site on the 'net

Beware of Solar Power

I always thought sun tanning wasn't good for you!

Beware of Solar Power thanks to Roy Taylor

QuotaBills
The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. - Anais Nin

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


mIndians

Mouthful Of Information

Happy Face Sandwich

Senior Eye Exam

Chubby Free

Pirrows

Young Rock Star

Restored Beauty

Powerplant Swimsuit Models

Watermelon Cake

Sharkini

Julyed

Filet Minion

Better Singer

Texas Basketball

Grow Food, Not Lawns

Nut Salesman

Long Yellow Things

Ants Know When Something Is Fake

Think Outside

Despicable Wood Stove

Engineering Flowchart

Egotist

Hunter's Dream Wedding