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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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