BIG Christmas Stocking
Can you guess what Ben's getting this Christmas?
QuotaBillsChristmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace
Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks
Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker
Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf
Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler
Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger