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Bike Rack thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Being a critic is easy. Complaining is easy. If you want to make a difference - find a solution. - Unknown

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted. - William R Inge

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell


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