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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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