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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness. - Julia Roberts

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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