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Biker Love

It was love at first bike

Biker Love thanks to Karen Moore

Standing on end for your sweetheart

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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Do when ye may, or suffer ye the nay, in love 'tis the way. - English Proverb

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me. - Stephen King

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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