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Biker Love

It was love at first bike

Biker Love thanks to Karen Moore

Standing on end for your sweetheart

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If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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