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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

The only abnormality is the incapacity to love. - Anais Nin

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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