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Biker Love

It was love at first bike

Biker Love thanks to Karen Moore

Standing on end for your sweetheart

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Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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