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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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