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Border Patrol At Its Finest

Rare photo of the U.S. Border Patrol at work

Border Patrol At Its Finest thanks to Mike King

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden


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