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I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Wherever there is danger, there lurks opportunity; whenever there is opportunity, there lurks danger. The two are inseparable. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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