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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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