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Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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