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How to repair broken Easter eggs

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His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke


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