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Can I Play In There Mommy?

'Back Up' playground equipment - the cat's meow

Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Never do card tricks for the boys you play poker with. - American Proverb

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton


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