Can I Play In There Mommy?

You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren