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Can I Play In There Mommy?

'Back Up' playground equipment - the cat's meow

Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Keep calm and play guitar. - Unknown

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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