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Can I Play In There Mommy?

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Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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