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Can I Play In There Mommy?

'Back Up' playground equipment - the cat's meow

Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel


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