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Can I Play In There Mommy?

'Back Up' playground equipment - the cat's meow

Can I Play In There Mommy? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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