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Chewing Gum Hazard

Government Health Warning - beware of 'Hemorrhoid Helper' workouts

Chewing Gum Hazard thanks to Wally Zatylny

Hemorrhoid Helper Class - Rectum? Darned near killed 'em!

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Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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