QuotaBillsTV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud
What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown
He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn
Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia
Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? - George Carlin
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire
Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins