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Chewing Gum Hazard

Government Health Warning - beware of 'Hemorrhoid Helper' workouts

Chewing Gum Hazard thanks to Wally Zatylny

Hemorrhoid Helper Class - Rectum? Darned near killed 'em!

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? - George Carlin

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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