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Chewing Gum Hazard

Government Health Warning - beware of 'Hemorrhoid Helper' workouts

Chewing Gum Hazard thanks to Wally Zatylny

Hemorrhoid Helper Class - Rectum? Darned near killed 'em!

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"? - George Carlin

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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