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Chinese Shoelusion

Geisha Girl toe-wards the end of the 20th Century

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

and I thought my shoes hurt...

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

Chinese Shoelusion thanks to Robyn Friesen

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - American Proverb

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. - Dolly Parton

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts. - Unknown

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Be sure to put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. - Abraham Lincoln

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I carry a golf ball to put under my feet when they get tight, and a Ther-Band for general stretching. - Jessica Ennis-Hill

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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