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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller. - Ibn Battuta

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments - there are consequences. - Robert G Ingersoll

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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