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Cliff Walks

Scenery on a roll - slip sliding away

Cliff Walks thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Hi, my name's Cliff - drop over some time!

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Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

Wherever there is danger, there lurks opportunity; whenever there is opportunity, there lurks danger. The two are inseparable. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides


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