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Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Treehouses are the ultimate return to nature. - Pete Nelson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive. - Hafez

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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