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Computer Challenged

Some people (like Peg) can't understand computers

Computer Challenged thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. - Viktor Frankl

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you’ll find is that you can overcome anything. - Unknown

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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