Computer Challenged
Some people (like Peg) can't understand computers
QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey
People enjoy the interaction on the internet, and the feeling of belonging to a group that does something interesting. - Linus Torvalds
The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright