QuotaBillsPalm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin
The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson
Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown