Computerholic

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

Storms make the oak take deeper root. - George Herbert

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash