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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The root of suffering is attachment. - Buddha

Storms make the oak take deeper root. - George Herbert

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Square Root: 1. Diced carrot; 2. Diced turnip. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good. - Soren Kierkegaard

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The German is like a willow. No matter which way you bend him, he will always take root again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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