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Copy & Paste Twins

Yin and Yang at the office party

Copy & Paste Twins thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a a copy. - Unknown

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day. - Mark Zuckerberg

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

People seldom improve when they have no other model but themselves to copy after. - Oliver Goldsmith

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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