Couch Ouch

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Mealtime: When youngsters sit down to continue eating - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

I find that most people know what a story is until they sit down to write one. - Flannery O'Connor

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison