QuotaBillsMayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb
Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley
Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping.
- Thomas Hood
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com