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Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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