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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. - Kin Hubbard

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe


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