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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

There's no place like home. - The Wizard of Oz

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? - Phyllis Diller

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest. - Thomas Moore

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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