CPU Marshmallows
For the computer with lots of byte
QuotaBillsThe computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett
Usually a Range Rover would be beaten away from the lights by a diesel powered wheelbarrow. - Jeremy Clarkson
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker
Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez