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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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