QuotaBillsAdvertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker
An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis
So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker
The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg
Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright
Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright