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Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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