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Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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