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Demo House For Sale thanks to Richard Hamilton

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Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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