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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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