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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

Grace is love that cares and stoops and rescues. - John Stott

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

When all longings that are in the heart vanish, then a mortal becomes immortal. - Yajur Veda

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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