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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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