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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed: our Love to others and other's Love to us. - Thomas Traherne

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown


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